the cat that was a dog:chapter two

Tabby's pointy ears became floppy. her snout turned long. her tail shrunk and changed into a pointy shape. her body doubled--tripled in size. her paws grew larger and less pointy. tabby was-- A DOG!!!!!! OH MY GOD! THIS IS TERRIBLE! TAKE A NEW NARRATOR!!!!!!!WAHHHHHHHHHHH!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
As the dumb narrator was saying...
"ha!" the burglar exclaimed.
"dogs rule, cats drool!" tabby woke up immediately. when she saw that she was a dog and saw the burglar, she became very angry. she went to the supply closet and got a be-be gun. WHOOSH! CRAK! WHOOSH! CRAK! this was the noise of the Be-be gun cracking the burglar's bones. "you horrid person!" tabby yelled. then, tabby went to the kitchen. she got a churn, took the stick out, then put it in the burglar's mouth as far as it went. then she stirred. SQUISH! SQUISH! PSSSS! this was the noise of the burglar's internal organs rearranged. the burglar was taken to the hospital. suddenly, Zevon's alarm clock rang. when cosmo woke up and saw tabby, he was not happy. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! zevon! your kind is in the house!" cosmo screamed. when zevon saw tabby, he screamed his head off. "WHAT DO YOU WANT!"
Zevon screamed. "zevon! it's me! Tabby! Tabitha?" tabby said. both boys fainted.

TO BE CONTINUED...