Cat that was a Dog: Part 3

tabby tried to meow to wake them up but a bark came out instead. zevon and cosmo woke up instantly. "is that really you, tabby?" zevon asked. "yes!" tabby said. "how'd you get to look like a canine?" cosmo asked. "i--" tabby began. "--got zapped by a ray by a bad guy." zevon finished. "yes. how did you know?" tabby asked. "he watches horror movies every night after we go to bed." cosmo said. zevon scowled at him. "we need a nuclear radiation dispenser. it may be our only hope!" he said. "how do you make hairballs?" tabby asked zevon. "we don't," zevon replied. "uh-oh."

TO BE CONTINUED...

apology accepted?

Hello, people. I am sorry I have not updated my blog in about five months. I started third grade, and I have been busy. I type these words on Thanksgiving day, the day of the Pilgrims and Native Americans' feast. But now let's see what happenes to Tabby, in The Cat that was a Dog: Part 3!

the cat that was a dog:chapter two

Tabby's pointy ears became floppy. her snout turned long. her tail shrunk and changed into a pointy shape. her body doubled--tripled in size. her paws grew larger and less pointy. tabby was-- A DOG!!!!!! OH MY GOD! THIS IS TERRIBLE! TAKE A NEW NARRATOR!!!!!!!WAHHHHHHHHHHH!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
As the dumb narrator was saying...
"ha!" the burglar exclaimed.
"dogs rule, cats drool!" tabby woke up immediately. when she saw that she was a dog and saw the burglar, she became very angry. she went to the supply closet and got a be-be gun. WHOOSH! CRAK! WHOOSH! CRAK! this was the noise of the Be-be gun cracking the burglar's bones. "you horrid person!" tabby yelled. then, tabby went to the kitchen. she got a churn, took the stick out, then put it in the burglar's mouth as far as it went. then she stirred. SQUISH! SQUISH! PSSSS! this was the noise of the burglar's internal organs rearranged. the burglar was taken to the hospital. suddenly, Zevon's alarm clock rang. when cosmo woke up and saw tabby, he was not happy. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! zevon! your kind is in the house!" cosmo screamed. when zevon saw tabby, he screamed his head off. "WHAT DO YOU WANT!"
Zevon screamed. "zevon! it's me! Tabby! Tabitha?" tabby said. both boys fainted.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Chapter one: The Cat that was a Dog

One night, Tabitha S. was sleeping in her owner's family room. tabitha was a thirteen-year old calico. she had a bad temper, and frankly, didn't know why she didn't eat birds or run away from dogs. the dogs didn't chase her, either. Zevon was the dog. He was playful, and liked wrestling with his owner. Cosmo, on the other hand, was pretty noisy and bit or nibbled on anything that came into his cage. you couldn't play with him, he would stick your claw up your nose and make it bleed. but all three of these animals were fond of each other, not mortal enemies. they were completely harmless (except for tabitha's constant biting and scratching).
they were all napping in the family room. it was two thirty in the morning. nothing, no one, nowhere stirred, dazed, or sleep-walked. except for a rambunctious burglar. he never gave anyone a gift, mercy, or time to talk before he cut their bleedin' heads off.
the burglar broke through the glass door. he ducked in case they had a ADT system, or any other security system. they didn't. he got his magic wand and walked over to tabitha. there she was, snuggling peacefully.
"stupid cat," the burglar said. "dogs are better. cats are so nineteen sixties. let's fix that." the burglar grabbed his magic wand. he pointed it at tabitha. suddenly, tabitha began to change.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Introduction

hello people. my name is Evan. i have 1 cat and 1 parakeet. on my website, you will find stories, recipies, and more. plus, a story every day. who knows what you'll find on this blog...